If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; If u Don't , he says u are PROUD . If u DRESS Nicely , he says u are trying to LURE him; If u Don't , he says u are from VILLAGE . If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN ; If u keep QUIET , he says u have no B RAINS . If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE ; If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT . If u don't L ove him, he tries to POSSESS u; If u Love him! , he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?) If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him; If u do !! he says u are CHEAP. If u tell him your PROBLEM , he says u are TROUBLESOME ; If u don't , he says that u don't TRUST him. If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED ; If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so. If u SMOKE , u are BAD girl; If he SMOKES , he is GENTLEMAN ... If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK ; If he does WELL , it's BRAINS . If u HURT him, u are CRUEL ; If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE !! & sooo hard to please !!!!! If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true....... but if u don't, they say u are selfish..... The moral of the story is....... SEND THIS TO GUYS OUT THERE ANYWAY ... Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter.