So funny.Alvin----------Do you know why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names? Anne Chang(Mandarin)-Dirty Anne Chin(Mandarin) - Keep quiet Faye Chen(Mandarin) - Dusty Carl Cheng(Hokkien) - Buttock Monica Cheng(Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks Lucy Leow(Hokkien) - You are dead Jane Tan(Mandarin) - Frying eggs Suzie Leow(Hokkien) - Lost till death Henry Mah(Mandarin) - Hate your mum Corrine Tai(Hokkien) - Poor fellow Paul Chan(Mandarin) - Bankrupt Nelson Tan(Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs Leslie Tong(Mandarin) - Rubbish bin Carmen Teng(Hokkien) - Leg hair long Connie Mah(Cantonese) - Call your mother Danny See(Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death Rosie Teng(Hokkien) - Screws and nails Pete Tsai(Hokkien) - Nose droppings Macy Koh(Cantonese) - Never die before Isn't it very funny?! Pass around for some laughter!

Tagged by Abigail...Rules of the Taggy Quiz:A] People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs & replace any question that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves.B] Tag 8 people to do this quiz & those who are tagged cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by & cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by. Continue this game by sending it to other people.Here are my answers:#1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be ?I'll get Sad ofcourse...#2. If you can have a dream come true, what would it be ?Being together with the person i love.#3. What will your dream wedding be like ?I dunnoe...#4. Are you confused as to what lies ahead of you ?Noone can ever predict their futures, so yes i am#5. What's your ideal lover like ?Caring & Loving#6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone ?Sorry hor both to me is most blissful.#7. How long do you intend to wait for someone u really love ?As long as it takes.#8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do ?I would be happy & sad for the person i love. Seeing my loved one happy makes me happy.#9. Is there anything that has made you unhappy these days ?Worrying about others.#10. What do you want most in life ?Friends, Family and my Love.#11. Is being tagged fun ?Er...Izit suppose to be? lol#12. How do you see yourself in ten years time ?Like i said above noone can see their future.#13. Who is the current most important person to you ?Secret but i think that person knows =D#14. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is ?Friendly and fun to hang around with.. haha!!#15. Would you rather be single & rich or married but poor ?Married but poor.#16. If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be ?Puppy.#17. What are one of those things which you would prefer not to do ?I Don't Like Being forced.#18. What kind of person do u think u are ?Cheerful, sensitive xD#19. What do you define as a bad day ?Where everything that happens on that day goes wrong.#20. If you have to choose between love (as in boy-girl relationships) and friendship, what would it be ?.... Sorry i won't both is equally important to me.My next 8 targets are: JunWei, Eileen, Farah, Yvain, Rosalind, Esther, Cheryl, Raeyido if you want to, dont do if you dont want to (:

亲爱的Jun Wei =D
自从我认识了你，我整个人的心情都开心多了。不知不觉地爱上了你。每天跟你在电话聊天都觉得我自己很幸福。我不知道我在你的心里是什么地位，希望你可以跟我讲。
我答应你我不会欺骗你，不会欺负你，希望你会高兴。不管你选择谁，我都会祝福你的。希望我们两可以是最要好的朋友，不要为了点小小的事就闹翻，不能做到朋友。我听过人家讲过“看到你爱的人幸福就已经够幸福了，应该为他觉得高兴。”希望你能找到你的幸福。认识了你我已经满足了。虽然华语讲的都没有呢么流利，可是为了你我决定写这封信，表达我心里想说的话。我不想逼你选择我，我只是想说声。。。我爱你

This is hilarious.....even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporean Ah Kaw was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with..... 1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away. 10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6 . He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.